The new weekday-names

I propose a new weekday naming-system:

• monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday, sunday
• catday, catsday, catnesday, catrsday, catday, caturday, catday

Why? Because days are named after gods we have worshipped in the past and I think it’s time to update the weekdays to gods we worship of today. No I don’t mean Jesus, Allah or any of that horseshit, anyone can see that stuff is bogus. I mean come on, the earth was made in 7 days, 6000 years ago? You people make me sick.

No, we need to set our worship-drives to maximum while changing to cat-gear. I mean, who doesn’t like hilarious cute cats with bad grammar? That’s right, no one. And if you happen to be that no one, then you are a dark soul my friend and you should seek professional help. Like, right now… seriously, go away.
Anyway, back to what I was talking about. What was I talking about? Oh yes, lolcats are awesome and need to be worshipped. We should make enermous statues with pointy ears, build churches with lots of sand in them, etc.

But we should begin with changing the weekdays to their cat-counterpart. We already changed saturday to caturday, what’s wrong with changing the rest? Ok, it could potentially be a bit annoying to have three days named “catday”, but let’s just change the week structure aswell to get around that:

• monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday, sunday
• catday, catsday, catnesday, catrsday, caturday, catsomeday

I removed one of the workdays, for convenience, so now we’ll work less and as a result be happier.
All of this might have been a little bit complicated, so here’s a nice little summation of the awesomeness this proposal will bring,

End result:

• No more focus on ancient gods
• Less workdays
• More lolcat pictures will be posted online
• People will be happier
• The financial crisis will be over

So there it is folks, it’s time for change and the world has recently been open to change, so I think this will work out just fine.